ALBUM REVIEWS: what is music???

what is music? what does it consist of? give me a finite list of flavours. google has a solution, but the solution lies on a black and white university webpage... http://goo.gl/vBey (don't bother clicking on it). and it goes like this, so i changed it...

"Genres and Types of Music:"

• 20th-Century music - what is this? REMOVE!
• Ambient/Digital music - they mean, ELECTRO
• Ancient music - benhur? REMOVE  
• Band music (including marching bands) - nick cannon? REMOVE
• Barbershop music - FOLK
• Baroque music - thats not how you spell Barack. CLASSICAL
• Bluegrass - it says grass, but it's not Hendrix. FOLK
• Blues - this might be ignorance, but i can only imagine anyone arguing unto an extent where they end up sounding completely corny. FOLK
• Chamber music - CLASSICAL
• Children's Music - REMOVE - i just don't care.
• Choral music - REMOVE - i just don't care.
• Country music - FOLK
• Dance music - ELECTRO
• Early music - no no no. 
• Electronic music - ELECTRO
• Ethnic and national music - nope.
• Film Music - jc...
• Flamenco - i will dance to it, but starting a collection... sorry. LATIN
• Folk music - FOLK
• Improvisation - FOLK
• Jazz - FOLK
• Opera, Opera Companies, and Musical Theatre - CLASSICAL
• Orchestral music - CLASSICAL
• Ragtime - post sad sex music? REMOVE
• Rap/Hip hop - HIPHOP
• Reggae/Ska - genius! but they must be separated REGGAE and SKA
• Religious music - ...REGGAE
• Rock/Pop/Alternative, etc. and Music Charts - blatant disregard for music in a modern, complex world - divided into ROCK, OLD SCHOOL POP and CONTEMPORARY POP
• Seasonal and Wedding music - REMOVE
• Tango - LATIN
• Women composers and women's music - ...? i think thats included above...
• DUB
• R&B

So, according to the above definitions - 50 randomly chosen (this is a lie) albums give me this profile of genre-specific musical interests...

Someone was in my abode the other day and asked me, "how many albums do you have altogether?" more than 460**. The above is a fair representation of the total population. 


** just short of a 9m high stack of standard CD cases.